Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
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Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
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THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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