I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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