I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
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