I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
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He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
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You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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