What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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