you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
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So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
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My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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