My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
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Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
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Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
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