I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
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remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
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I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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