I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
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