Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
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He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
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Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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