Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
BRING THE BAGELS
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
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