Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
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bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
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I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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