is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
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Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
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all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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