Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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