I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
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we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
No...this little piggys going to the bar
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Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize