I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
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