I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
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and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
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I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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