why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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