If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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