I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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