am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
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