Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
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