Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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