I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Duck Duck Cougar?
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
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