cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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