Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
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After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
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I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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