from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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