She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
he was CRYING into my vagina
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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