Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
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Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
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We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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