Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
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