did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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