I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
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If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
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We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
I need to align my fucking chakras
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