we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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