My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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