I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
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