we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
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