Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
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what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
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State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs