dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
i know! what is this dateline?
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
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He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
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i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.