I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
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I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
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But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING