no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
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I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
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Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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