Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
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Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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