Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
She's like a pop up book from hell.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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