Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
I currently don't understand fingers.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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