i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
Well I just put wine in my tea
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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