how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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