I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
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the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
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You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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