dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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