Me. At least after what I've been through.
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
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woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
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Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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