last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
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