Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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