Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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