I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
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