We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
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fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Just drug him and when he wakes up say "You just woke up from a coma, we've been married for 5 years." It'll be like The Vow but fucked up.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
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I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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