The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
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