I hate all girls vehemently.
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
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