know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Come see our sink grown plant.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
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It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
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Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
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