Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
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